RULE 4: WHEN IN DOUBT, RHYME.
There is no better way to move your life’s story forward than to break into verse. A simple A/B/A/B structure will do, and if you run out of words to rhyme with, just make one up. It’s incredibly liberating. You live in a world of snozzberries, after all. Should a small army of miniature orange people rock up around the time things are getting rhythmic, be warned: You’ll need to use some zeal/Because shit is about to get real.
Thank you very, very much indeed.
Why not make it up?